Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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