Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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