just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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