Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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