She said her name was "party"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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