I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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