Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
