So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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