his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Couch. On fire.
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