Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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