I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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