ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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