Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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