we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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