Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dear god my vagina.
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