i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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