the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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