just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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