yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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