You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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