your parents love me but you hate me
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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