when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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