Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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