I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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