"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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