jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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