going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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