talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
