They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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