doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'd cum for enchiladas.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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