I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
