its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
you never un-have a 4some
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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