Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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