Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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