My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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