my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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