we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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