It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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