i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize