She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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