I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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