you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
even my farts smell like vagina
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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