Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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