Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
