How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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