"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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