Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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