1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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