i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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