She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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