ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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