i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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