I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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