i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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