just tell him i said nine months
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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