Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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